| A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get
to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the
bull. "They're packed with nutrients."
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him
enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after
eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth
night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Moral of the story:
Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there. |
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thank you. |
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| angled mirrors
carpet floors
this beds not mine
these sheets not yours
let's not waste time
on stupid chores
let's dance instead
behind closed doors
i'll bribe your friend
so he ignores
the sound when you
pull off my drawers |
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| Girls... tell me.
Is there anything wrong with not wanting to have a boyfriend? I know that sounds ridiculous, but sometimes you just don't want to deal with the emotions being disturbed.
So there it is. I want to be by myself. But then here's one for you folk who aren't living in the bad girl-to-guy ratio military setting.... EVERYBODY has a penis. So naturally, it would be hard to avoid those 'types' of situations you might just so happen to find yourself in, so what's a girl to do?
I give up. All I want is to be on good terms with everybody without hurting anyone. I just can't seem to find that balance without feeling shitty. |
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| its funny how doing things on a whim but doing them totally by yourself can give you a sense of real independence. here in florida, it seems that sundays have been all me... a "me" day. i wake up, go to church by myself--not the family waking me up to go to mass, but me choosing to go--then deciding to shop by myself and spend the money from my paycheck.....ahhh, its great stuff.
before i exited the mall, i stopped by the pet shop and visited the little puppies. I WANT A PUPPY! alas.... it cannot happen, i live in an apt complex that doesn't tolerate dogs. =( maybe another time? |
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